[He lifts a hand to press over where she's bit him- it's bruising spectacularly, thanks to her blunt teeth - but he can feel the ache when he presses down.]

If I was dreaming, this would have healed already. [Murmured, before reaching out to cup her jaw, stroking her cheek.] You're real... and you've decided to stay with me...?

[He cants his head to the side, like a puppy, the disbelief cut with a smile.] You're so stupid.